Finally go see Tron Legacy. (Skip the original; you’ll figure it out.)
Sink up to your fetlocks in the warm pluff mud of the Carolina coastal plain and shout: “I’m in it now, baby! Right down in it!”
Apologize to donkeys. You have no doubt said some hurtful things in the past.
Take your groomer to lunch. (Someplace nice.) Pick up a sugar cube with your front teeth and gently drop it into your companion’s coffee, all the while rubbing his or her leg under the table with a front hoof.
Learn to operate a motorcycle and ride back and forth in front of my house. (Please!)
If you give carriage rides through Central Park, turn to imaginary camera, shrug, and say: “Eh, it’s a living.”
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